Snakeman The Exalted
I am a snake. Not just any snake.

I am a blogging snake. I am the smartest snake in the world. I'll always be better
than you. I'm a physics major. Art school? Pft. Enjoy your unemployment.

I like ladies. Show me your tits and I will give you eternity. But don't expect me to care about your personality.

Oh? But this is a blog. Specifically a tumblr. What's it about? Tumblr-ish things. *pretension* *pretension* *pretension* mmm. . . Existensialism.

So, am I cool yet?
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      fuck me. hard.
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