About
I am a snake. Not just any snake.
I am a blogging snake. I am the smartest snake in the world. I'll always be better
than you. I'm a physics major. Art school? Pft. Enjoy your unemployment.
I like ladies. Show me your tits and I will give you eternity. But don't expect me to care about your personality.
Oh? But this is a blog. Specifically a tumblr. What's it about? Tumblr-ish things. *pretension* *pretension* *pretension* mmm. . . Existensialism.
So, am I cool yet?
